Garden Gathering Guru Mugs

'I don't want to see, smell, feel or taste a zucchini ever again.'

Tartine

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Best Before 5th Pint.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Tree Passion

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Giant slug attacks a city

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

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