Greenery Gurus T-Shirts

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Dog in Daisys

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Tree Passion

Gardening#2

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."