Greenery Gurus Mugs

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Tree Passion

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening#2

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Giant slug attacks a city

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."