Greens Gurus Gifts

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Tree Passion

Giant slug attacks a city

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening#2

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!