Green Living Gurus Gifts

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Cars driving down barcode road.

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

"What about my footprint?"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Recycled passion.

Refreshing Planet Earth