Greens Guardian Gifts

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Looks Like Fred Threw His Back Out."

Golf

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Biodiversity

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Climate Change