Greens Guardian Mugs

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Looks Like Fred Threw His Back Out."

Golf

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Just Stop Boil

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Monkey-artist

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Toys and environmental pollution

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.