Green Guardian Gifts

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

'Tonight, an in-depth look at what each of us can do to help conserve electricity.'

"Personally I won't be convinced about climate change until I see the evidence!"

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,

Team work in upholding the world

"Don't tell me where you put it, just so long as you get rid of it."

'Eric isn't a big fan of wind farms.'

"I'm afraid you have humans."

Fossil Fuels.

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Save the Planet.

Demonstration - sign with 'The end is near', last man holds sign 'The end'.

Global Warming.

Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal

Reuse it or lose it.

'Never mind how far it is from the railroad station. We want to know about asbestos, radon, water pollutants and formaldehyde.'

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'Everyone is born with a purpose in life, Hans...yours is to plug the hole in the ozone layer.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Humpty Dumpty Earth.

'Gotta be worth a try.'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

'That's one more we can remove from the endangered species list.'

'Look - it's low carbon emission man!'

"The earth is warming up and we are doing nothing..."

Industry and environment

Clean the World.

'We're very pleased. They said it's hazardous but not toxic.'

Roadkill – a car crushing the earth

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'