Eco Guardian Gifts

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

'Looks like we're playing 'good crop, bad crop'.'

'There is a feeling of power, though, knowing we can actually change the climate.'

'It's the kind of beautiful Sunday afternoon that makes me want to visit our favourite beauty spot & dump lots of rubbish.'

'May the forest be with you.'

"What about my footprint?"

Balloons Holding Child Above the Pollution

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"The environmentalists say that I can't chase it away because it's breeding only one egg every seven years."

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Monkey-artist

"Smokey The Tree"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.