Climate Guardian Gifts

'You know, in years to come, people will find a way of getting rid of this ice...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

The World Weeps

Natural Disasters

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We'll always have Paris..."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Monkey-artist

"Smokey The Tree"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

There is No Planet C