Climate Guardian T-Shirts

'You know, in years to come, people will find a way of getting rid of this ice...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

The World Weeps

Natural Disasters

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Smokey The Tree"

Monkey-artist

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Just Stop Boil

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."