Environmental Guardian T-Shirts

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'You forgot the product label.'

'I saw you throw that paper down. Look, it's ok.'

Solar Frankenstein

'We interupt ocean sounds for an advertorial against offshore oil drilling...'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"I just invented fire and pollution."

'At least with traditional fox hunting, I have a chance! With poisoned baits however...'

Devil Climate Skeptic

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Ocean pollution...

Tsunami.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Heaven's Garbage.

'Poor old Atlas - things don't get any easier for him

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Have you any idea how may sea turtles have been trapped in shrimp nets while we've been enjoying ourselves?'

Climate Change

"Well I've been mainly resident in the veldt but I've had to move since the place became overrun with poachers!"

"I can't see any birds' nests: It's safe to cut this tree..."

"I'm watching you."

We're out every single morning sprinkling water droplets all around. Dew diligence.

Ok, we're definitely putting too much garbage in our oceans.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Politically Correct Snowperson