Climate Watchdog Gifts

"We're awaiting our editors' inputs before we release the new IPCC climate recommendations to the press."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Natural Disasters

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

Trump leaving

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

The melting polar ice caps

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

The World Weeps

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"The Nominees"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"What about my footprint?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Tuesday, 2022

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

Climate Change Road

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."

Evolution.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Thin Ice

A polar bear holds a press conference.