Climate Watchers Gifts

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Natural Disasters

"I love you too, big guy."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Trump leaving

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The World Weeps

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"What about my footprint?"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Tuesday, 2022

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Climate Change Road

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.