Climate Watchkeeper Gifts

"Keep a lookout."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Trump leaving

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

The melting polar ice caps

The World Weeps

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

The New Normal

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Deforestation.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Sea Change.

Climate Change Road

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Solar Cars

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'These are preliminary results, but there seems to be a correlation between global warming and baby boomer women's hot flashes.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

World as question mark.