Climate Caretaker Gifts

'Just as well to enjoy global warming.' (Igloo with hanging baskets).

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

But is it organic?

Natural Disasters

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Trump leaving

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

The melting polar ice caps

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The New Normal

The World Weeps

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Mother nature takes her course.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Deforestation.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."