Cloud Caretaker Gifts

"The lost password department's that way."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'Take care'.

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."