Cosmic Caretaker Gifts

Space Cleaner

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'Don't get spacey on me.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Father

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Worm Appreciation Society!

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'Take care'.

"The lost password department's that way."

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

"I'm training him to do chores."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'