Cosmic Custodians Gifts

Moon Dump

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Bathroom Fairy

Father

"Not guilty?"

Whittler's Mother.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Superintendent

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

Conan the Custodian.

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Cleaner, scrubs floor with her name plate in front of her.

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'I got the key to the executive bathroom. They made me the official custodian.'

Emin's bed, tidied up.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

The Ultimate Green Office!

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."