Earth Custodian Gifts

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Insect extinction

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Bathroom Fairy

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Not guilty?"

Stratigraphy

Whittler's Mother.

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Climate Change -- You are here.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Save Mars

Nuclear waste.

Extra Long-jump

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Mother Earth

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Population train.

Recycling Centre

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Saving earth.

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."