Earth Caregiver Gifts

Global warming

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Evolution.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Insect extinction

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

The World Weeps

Father

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Tree Funeral

Ecology.

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Aliens and Environmentalists

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Climate Change -- You are here.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Save Mars

Global Warming.