Plant Caregiver Gifts

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Dr. Kessler will be with you shortly. Please water the plants and have a seat.

Environmentalist.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Gardener attacked by plants.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Dog on man's stair lift

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."