Houseplant Caretaker Gifts

Bonsai Chainsaw

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Allotment

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plant Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

The Garden

'That plant food really works!'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Pea

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"You overwatered the plant, again."