Potted Plant Caretaker Gifts

Gardener

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

The Garden

'That plant food really works!'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Thanks

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Pea

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,