Potted Plant Caretaker Gifts

Gardener

Gardener attacked by plants.

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'That plant food really works!'

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Thanks

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Pea

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'