Plant Parenting Gifts

Man in shower watering plant.

Bro Miliads

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

The Garden

'That plant food really works!'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"