Plant Parenting Pillows

Man in shower watering plant.

Bro Miliads

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The Garden

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'That plant food really works!'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.