Plant Parenting Fails Pillows

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Solar Plant

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Bird nesting in the garden.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Tree Identification Field Guide...

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

The Houseplant Cemetery.