Plant Parent With A Twist Pillows

'Hold up there, Miss Jenkins! I am morally opposed to plants in captivity.'

Clown watering houseplant.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Queen of Quinoa

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You must have a green thumb."

Solar Plant

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'