Plant Parent Pro Pillows

"Leftover seeds."

City Zoo: Day Care

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"They grow up so fast."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Allotment

A mother and baby elephant

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Queen of Quinoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'