Plant Parent Pro Gifts

"Leftover seeds."

City Zoo: Day Care

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"They grow up so fast."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Allotment

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A mother and baby elephant

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Queen of Quinoa

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"