Plant Parenthood Gifts

Charles's Radical Environmentalism Started with Innocent Tree-Hugging, then Quickly Progressed to Lewd Acts with Rhododendrons.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Solar Plant

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

What your house plant says about you...

Bird nesting in the garden.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'