Plant Parent With A Playful Side Gifts

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

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"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Werewolves of London..."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"