Plant Parent With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

"You stop it, now!"

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'

"Is our owner hot?"

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Mobile Phone Mobile.

Clown watering his flowers.

'We just have to stop meeting like this!'

Woolly tofu.

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"Were the 'Trolls' internet trolls?"

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

'How's my son? He swallowed 50p?'

Bathing Flowers.

"I see you've laid out your garden."