Plant Parent Gifts

"Aphids on the heliotrope!"

"God, I'm such a perfectionist"

Clean dirt.

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

'Mom, you were young once ... right?'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Do you think we'll ever regret having two plants and a bowl of pebbles instead of kids?"

"I Love Your Ivy."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Flower seed and Bird seed

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

I think you're watering it too much.

Venus Fly Trap and Patient Share Drip

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

'The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?'

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

Scientist on field trip.

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Wow, check out the blooms on that cutie. I bet she's GM.'

'Personnel, hire someone with a green thumb quick!'

"I come from haunts of coot and hern!"

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Shape up by Friday or your out."

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."