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"Aphids on the heliotrope!"

"God, I'm such a perfectionist"

Clean dirt.

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Mom, you were young once ... right?'

"Do you think we'll ever regret having two plants and a bowl of pebbles instead of kids?"

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"I Love Your Ivy."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!

Flower seed and Bird seed

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Scientist on field trip.

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

'The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?'

I think you're watering it too much.

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

Venus Fly Trap and Patient Share Drip

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Wow, check out the blooms on that cutie. I bet she's GM.'

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Fireman on a toilet break

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Air Pollution

"I come from haunts of coot and hern!"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Change is good.

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."