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'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

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"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Solar Plant

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

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