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"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Thanks

A Venus cow trap.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Pea

SPOONING CACTI

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

House plants

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

The Cactus Reader

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"It's inoperable and perennial."