Potted Plant Pals T-Shirts

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Thanks

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

SPOONING CACTI

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

House plants

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Poinsettia

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

Bird nesting in the garden.

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

The Cactus Reader

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Biotechnology in agriculture

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."