Potted Plant Person T-Shirts

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Award Winning Gardener

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Thanks

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

House plants

Poinsettia

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Pollination Process

The Cactus Reader

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Biotechnology in agriculture

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.