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'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

The Velvet Mesquite

A Venus cow trap.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"