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'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

Poinsettia

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Silencing the baby

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

Cactus Man.

Venus Fly Trap

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus