Plant Personifier Pillows

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The discovery of asparagus.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Poinsettia

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

Silencing the baby

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Venus Fly Trap

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

Cactus Man.

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"What makes you think he's new in town?"

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus