Potted Plant Person Pillows

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Award Winning Gardener

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Thanks

A Venus cow trap.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Pea

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

House plants

Poinsettia

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Pollination Process

The Cactus Reader

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.