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"I'm going to refer you to a landscape gardener."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

'That plant food really works!'

The Velvet Mesquite

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I've seen a tulip before."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Pea