Plant Therapist T-Shirts

"I see growth."

'Mr. Hartley, the motivational speaker is here to talk to your plants.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Velvet Mesquite

Agricultural Psychology

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,