Plant Therapist T-Shirts

"I see growth."

'Mr. Hartley, the motivational speaker is here to talk to your plants.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Plant Lady

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Velvet Mesquite

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Agricultural Psychology

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Pea