Plant Scientist T-Shirts

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

Botanist

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

View to the Future

Cow's straw

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

I fart more than that!

GMOs: The Next Generation

HELLth Food Sprouts

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

The Velvet Mesquite

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Tree Identification Field Guide...

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

Bio Fuels.

GM Crops Genie.

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"