Plant Biologist T-Shirts

"Really? My grant is to prove plant cells DON'T grow well in a suspended culture."

Prize vegetables.

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Wine Lady

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Botany Baby!

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Painting taking root...

Cactus seats.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"