Plant Biologist Gifts

"Really? My grant is to prove plant cells DON'T grow well in a suspended culture."

Prize vegetables.

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Wine Lady

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Horti-Culture

Yardless: Please help

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Painting taking root...

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Botany Baby!

Cactus seats.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."