Plant Science Gifts

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Cat Nip.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Yardless: Please help

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Botany Baby!

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

The discovery of asparagus.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'