Plant Biology Gifts

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

Wildlife

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Wine Lady

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Cat Nip.

Allotment

"Sign my yearbook?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Carbon Dating.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"