Plant Biology Gifts

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Wildlife

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Wine Lady

Cat Nip.

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plant Lady

"Sign my yearbook?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Horti-Culture

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"