Botany Gifts

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'

'I ordered an IV, not an ivy.'

"Is this one a flower or a weed?I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Flower Arranging.

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

Pollination Process

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

'I think one of us must be a plant.'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

A dead plant in the environment section.

Greenfingers.

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

'Hey, look! The subpeonies are in bloom!'

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

'That plant food really works!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'Sigh, I think people only appreciate me for my looks, not my brains.'

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

'I think we have a possible case of death by overdose.'

Garden Goddess.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'That's why when it comes to botanical expeditions - I never lead!'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Elder Abuse: 'You're a dwarfish shrub and your berries taste horrid.'

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift." (Colour)